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The ONLY thing I ask you not to ask me is if I will read your manuscript and in no way do I want to be disrespectful.  In fact, I want to voice how utterly honored I am that you would ask.  However, I wish to point out that I am too busy writing my own books, working on this website, reading the classics, and trying to improve myself 24/7 to take on reading other people’s manuscripts for free and I would feel really weird charging people to look at what essentially amount to unfulfilled or not-yet-fulfilled dreams.

Is it hypocrisy that I hawk my own indie books on this site and adamantly blah blah blah about helping indie writers on my website when I can’t afford to do it myself?  You bet.  Look up the word “hypocrite” in the dictionary and my face will be right there, but please try to understand that I am 26 years old, engaged, working two part-time jobs, and trying to live my dream as a writer in addition to all of that.  I am not yet a professional at this and I don’t have time to be as generous to indie writers as I someday dream of becoming.  And since I am not a professional, you really shouldn’t rely upon me for advice in the first place, although I’m thrilled that you all seem to enjoy the sarcasm.

But if I were 100% confident in every morsel of advice that I give, I’d have a book in bookstores and I would be cashing those checks.

Thank you for visiting.  Thank you for reading.  Thank you for posting.  You’re amazing.