Hey everyone,

Feel free to share this or use it on your websites.  Just please don’t take my name off of it.  This stuff is easy to swipe and, as a writer, I’d like to take credit for it if it ever falls into the wrongs hands.  I hope you have a laugh.  Personally, I feel like I have a knack for song parodying.  In case you don’t know which song I’m riffing on, here’s the link below.  Believe it or not, I just heard it for the first time this afternoon when I was taking my grandmother to lunch at Applebee’s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic

Carly Rae Jepsen Parody – Read It Maybe?

By Sean M. Chandler

I spent two years on this book,

Now it looks the way it should look.

The first chapter’s got a great hook.

It’ll just end up on a Kindle or Nook.

 

I wrote twelve queries today,

Emailed all of them away,

And in four months and five days,

“It’s not right for us,” is all they’ll say.

 

The plot was stellar,

The villain was a nasty fellar,

The heroine was a cute bank teller,

Crossed with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Baby.

 

Hey, I just met you…and this is crazy.

But I wrote this novel, so read it, maybe?

You won’t be able to…put it down, Baby.

Yeah, I wrote this novel, so read it, maybe?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy.

But I wrote this novel, so read it, maybe?

All those other books…cost eleven-eighty.

But mine’s one dollar, so read it, maybe!

 

Agents took their time getting back.

Never said what my novel lacked.

They swear it’s awesome, in fact,

Maybe it was just TOO great!

 

Yeah, I’m sure that was why

They sent an auto-reply,

When I did everything right.

I gave them the next “Twilight”!

 

So, what’s my option?

Put my book up for adoption?

Make it free on Amazon and

Hope that someone downloads it, Baby!

 

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy.

But I wrote this novel, so read it, maybe?

You won’t be able to…put it down, Baby.

Yeah, I wrote this novel, so read it, maybe?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy.

But I wrote this novel, so read it, maybe?

All those other books …cost eleven-eighty.

But mine’s one dollar, so read it, maybe!

 

Before this book, I had a life.

It wasn’t so bad.

It wasn’t so bad.

It wasn’t so, so bad.

When I wasn’t a writer, I had a life.

It wasn’t so bad.

And you should know that.

It wasn’t so, so bad.

 

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy.

But I wrote this novel, so read it, maybe?

You won’t be able to…put it down, Baby.

Yeah, I wrote this novel, so read it, maybe?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy.

But I wrote this novel, so read it, maybe?

All those other books…cost eleven-eighty.

But mine’s one dollar, so read it, maybe!